Does One of Your Arms Look Bigger?

Well well, it was only a matter of time before it came to this. Porn, it's everywhere, we can't ignore it in a situation like this. Lets just say, you happen to be a porn addict, and lets just say you jerk it.... a LOT. So, how many porn subscriptions will it take to set you back a million big ones? If we just look at the average porn website price of 20 bucks, that would mean you could have access to a whopping 50,000 websites! Now, I wouldn't call this the best use of a million bucks, but it sure as hell is one way. Now here's some more fact stuff. If you were to have 50,000 porn websites at your disposal and you wanted to look at all of them every month, you would have to view about 1700 websites PER DAY! Obviously, you're not going to have time for anything other than porn, so let me know how you still manage to rake in a million every month to pay for these websites.

The iPad Challenge

So, you have more money than you know what to do with right? No! Well I'm going to tell you how to spend it anyways, in fact, one million dollars worth of it. Hopefully I can think of something new every day, we'll see how it goes. Anyways, the first way to spend 1 million dollars is a wall of iPads! You can make all of your rich friends jealous beyond belief when they walk into your new house and are presented with a wall of iPads. How many iPads would it take you ask? Well assuming you don't get some sort of discounted price, buying the 16 GB iPad would result in 2000 iPads, meaning you could have 44X44 wall of iPads. This would be a 27.39 by 35.05 foot wall of sexy Apple goodness. Now I know that there are a lot of ways to spend 1 million dollars but so far, this is one of the funniest and most impressive ways I can think of. Send me your ideas at howtospendonemillionbucks@gmail.com